Jokes

Santa: Today is Sunday I wanna njoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For you and your parents

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

  

Santa applied for the position of Mechanical Engineer. In interview:

Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?

Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr…..

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night.

He got irritated… Drank poison said, “Nw wat u bloody insects!”

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?

Santa: George Washington’s skeleton.

Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?

Santa: That was Washington’s skeleton when he was a child.

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto

Banta asks: Why r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

Santa: Can’t u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only’

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