Jokes

Pappu, While Filling Up A Form: Dad, What Should I Write Against Mother Tongue.?
Santa: Very Long!
Santa Falls In Luv With A Nurse... After Much Thinking, He Finally Writes A Love Letter To Her: "I Luv U Sister."

Santa: Why Americans Stop Printing Stamps With Photo Of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz People Started Licking The Wrong Side Of It For Pasting Them On The Envelopes.

Dress Code 4 A Party - Black Ties Only.
Banta Goes For The Party & Is Surprised To See That The Other Guests Are Wearing Suits Also! 

Santa Was Caught For Speeding And Went Before The Judge.
The Judge: What'll You Take 30 Days Or Rs 3000.
Santa: I Think I'll Take The Money.

Santa: I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before Leaving For Office, What About U?
Banta: Me Too, After U Leave

Once Professor Santa Asked A Plumber To Come To His College. You Know Why?
Because He Wanted To Check From Where The Question Paper Is Leaking.

Banta: Why Is The Police Nicknamed "The Heart Of The Country"?
Santa: It Beats, Beats, Beats....

Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man. He Once Entered A Lion's Cage.
Banta: He Probably Got A Lot Of Applause Wen He Got Out.
Santa: I Didn't Say He Got Out.

Banta Was Driving Down The Highway Past A Sign That Said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms."
By The Time He Drove Eight Kms He Had Cleaned 14 Toilets.

Banta: What's The Difference Between An Oral Thermometer And A Rectal Thermometer?
Santa: The Taste.

Jeeto: Why Do Farts Stink?
Santa: So That Deaf People Can Enjoy Them Too!

Santa: I’m A Proud Father. My Son Is In Medical College.
Banta: What’s He Studying?" 
Santa: He's Not Studying, They Are Studying Him! 

Courtesy-Http://Lovelysms.Com