Jokes

Ultimate answer while changing the job.

Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?

Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.

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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying

furiously....

Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

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One tourist from lace w:st="on">U.S.A.lace> asked to santa singh: Any great man born in this

village?

Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

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Sardar orders pizza.

Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?

Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Man To Santa: Ur Friend Is Kissing Ur Wife In Ur Home.
Santa Rushes Home And Came Back Within Half An Hour N Slapped The Man N Said: He's Not My Friend. 


Santa Sent A SMS To His Pregnant Wife. Couple Of Seconds Later He Received A Report On His Phone And He Started To Dance. The Report Said: 'Delivered'

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