Jokes

An Essay On A Cricket Match

A Teacher Told All Students In A Class To Write An Essay On A Cricket Match.

All Were Busy Writing Except Our Santaji.

He Wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Interviewer : Imagine, In A Closed Room, How Can You Escape If It Caught Fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop Imagining.

Q: Why Did Santa Fall Out The Window ?

A: He Was Ironing The Curtain

Sir: Y R U Fighting?

Santa : This Fool Left The Answer Sheet Blank,

Sir: So What?

Santa: Even I Did The Same Thing, Now Teacher Will Think That We Both Copied.

Santa Traveling 1st Time In Plane Going To BOMBAY,

While Landing, He Shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",

Air Hostess : " B-Silent Please ",

Santa Said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "

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