Jokes

Banta Asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh Goes For A Walk In Evening?
Santa: Very Simple, Because He Is PM Not AM

An Englishman And Santa Inside The Toilet.
Englishman: Good Evening, How Do U Do?
Santa: Gud Evening, We Open The Zip And Do.

Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?
Pappu: A Girl On The Cover And No Cover On The Girl.

Teacher: I Want You To Tell Me The Longest Sentence You Can Think Of.
Pappu: Life Imprisonment!

Santa Was Drawing Money From ATM. Banta, Who Was Just Behind Him In The Line Said: I've Seen Ur Password. It’s ****. Sant: U R Wrong. It’s 1394.

Santa Walks Into A Library & Says, "Can I Have A Burger And Coke?"

Librarian, "I'm Sorry, This Is A Library." Santa Whispers, "Can I Have A Burger & Fries?"

Q: Why Did Santa Take His Pregnant Wife Jeeto To Pizza Hut?

A: Because They Advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Jeeto: If I Die What'll You Do?
Santa: I May Also Die.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: Some Time Too Much Of Happiness Can Also Kill A Man.


Q: Why Santa Is Standing Below The Tube Light With An Open Mouth.
A: Because Doctor Has Advised Him: 'Eat LIGHT Meals!'

Q: How Do You Recognize Santa's Son, Pappu, In School?
A: He Is The One Who Erases The Books When The Teacher Erases The Board.

Santa Saw A Beautiful Gal... He Went And Smooched Her.
Gal - What Are You Doing?
Santa: Law, 4th Semester From Punjab University.

Banta: Name The 3 Fastest Means Of Communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-A-Woman

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