Jokes

Santa Went Out To Buy A National Flag.

The Shop Owner Gave Him The Flag.

Guess What Did He Ask Next... Can You Show different Colours In This ;)

Santa (Reading From Book Of Facts):

"Do You Know That Every Time I Breathe A Man Dies?"

Banta: "Why Don't You Use A Mouth Wash?

Nurse Came Out With The Newborn Kid, Santa Rushed 2 Her & After Seeing The Kid He Shouted, BABY BOY She Slapped Him: Leave My Finger, U Fool, It's A Gal :P

Santa: What's Difference Between Man & Superman?

Pappu: Man Wears Underwear Under The Trouser & Superman Wears It Over The Trouser.

A Chini Was In Hspital.

SANTA Went To Meet Him.

Chini Said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & Died.

SANTA Went China 2 Know The Meaning, That Was- U Fool Lift Your Leg From The Oxygen Pipe.

One Day Santas Girlfriend Asks Him, Darling, Om Our Engagement Will You Give Me A RING?

Santa:Ya Sure, Give Me Ur Telephone No.

Santa Was Looking At A Painting Of A Naked Women Leaves Covering Her Body

He Asked That Wat He Was Doing He Answered- Waiting 4 Autumn.

Santa Was Riding On A Horse,

He Jumped The Red Light & A Cop Whistles'

Santa Lifts The Tail Of Horse & Says,

“Note The Number.”

A Lady Calls Santa For Repairing Door Bell,

Santa Doesn't Turns Up For 4 Days.

Lady Calls Again, Santa Replies,

I'm Coming Daily Since 4 Days,

I Press The Bell But No One Comes Out.

Santa : Banta, R U Know Fullfom Of "WIFE"

Banta : Yes,

Santa : Bolo..

Banta : W = Without

    I = Information

    F = Fight

    E = Every Time

Santa : Oh rly!

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